Scottie Pippen didn’t know what his ex was capable of, and no one can be sure where she will bounce next.
We’re straightening crowns on ladies around here and not knocking them off, so we’re not smearing Larsa Pippen.
Don’t hate the player; hate the game. A game Ms. Pippen is way better at than she was initially given credit for.
If you’re nice to Larsa Pippen, she may just tell you where she found the fountain of youth too. She has four kids and is 49 years old, and she’s literally only getting younger by the day.
Scottie Pippen’s Divorced?
The couple parted ways after the better half of the Pippen equation filed for divorce in 2018. After 21 years of marriage and four kids later, Ms. Larsa said it was time to call it quits.
Rumor has it that Scottie’s former lady was making the rounds on him. She denied it, but who wouldn’t? She was most famously linked to Future while still married to the former NBA great.
It’s thought that Future took some time off from harassing Russell Wilson about being too good of a stepfather to come for Larsa Pippen. In “Federal Fed,” he sang, “I did it by mistake, it wasn’t on purpose, end up f**king your wife.”
Fans felt that the lyrics were directed at the mother of four, and even she addressed them like they were, so that’s as close to factual as we’re going to get around here.
Future really needs to leave these current and former athletes alone. Scottie’s going through enough, bro.
Larsa Pippen, ‘Single and Mingling’?
In what felt like a violation of the girl code, Ms. Larsa moved on from her NBA-playing husband to date the son of all people, Michael Jordan, in 2022.
We love her robbing the cradle with 33-year-old Marcus Jordan. If men can do it, why can’t women do it too?
‘Larcus’ lasted way longer than we thought. The couple recently parted ways for the last time, and Larsa is in the news with her silver bikini photo, showing Jordan what he’s missing.
He’s busy, girl. Marcus Jordan was spotted driving up to his dad’s private golf course in his Lamborghini. Retail and golf therapy, much?
The couple has been awkwardly open to the media about their breakup, with Jordan most recently accusing Pippin of rewriting the past for ‘clout.’ You said it, not us, Marcus.
Larsa Pippen was pleased with her son's performance in the Grizzlies win pic.twitter.com/SwmDVo4RV4
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Meanwhile, Scottie Jr. is playing his heart out, trying not to hear about his mom in his favorite rapper’s lyrics. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, kid. Channel this emotional adversity for good.
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