Is Michael Jordan Secretly Pulling the Strings? The Wildest NBA Conspiracy Yet
Just when you thought the NBA news cycle couldn’t get any more ridiculous, Nick Wright decides to hold everyone’s beer. Look, we’re all used to the relentless, unending, and frankly exhausting debate between Jordan stans and LeBron defenders. It’s the engine that keeps sports talk radio running when there aren’t any actual games on. But recently, Fox Sports analyst Nick Wright took a detour into full-blown conspiracy territory, and honestly? It’s kind of hilarious.
Wright is suggesting that Stephen A. Smith—the loudest voice in sports media—isn’t just hating on LeBron James for the engagement farming. No, Wright thinks Smith is actually operating as a shadow agent for none other than His Airness himself.
The Puppet Master Theory Involving Michael Jordan
During a recent appearance on The Adam Friedland Show, Wright floated a theory that sounds like fanfiction written by a paranoid Lakers fan. He suggested that Jordan might be sitting back in his massive mansion, sipping expensive tequila, and texting Stephen A. Smith talking points to tear down LeBron’s legacy.
“Stephen A and Mike are buddies,” Wright pointed out, implying that this friendship comes with a side of propaganda.
The mental image here is incredible. Imagine Michael Jordan, a billionaire business mogul and arguably the coolest athlete to ever walk the earth, spending his retirement thumb-typing angry texts to Stephen A. Smith because he’s insecure about LeBron’s scoring record. Wright even doubled down, saying, “Some of the most ardent LeBron critics or MJ sicko fans are texting with MJ. I do think that’s something.”
It’s a wild leap of logic. Sure, Jordan is competitive—pathologically so. We all watched The Last Dance. He took everything personally. But does he care enough to micromanage Stephen A. Smith’s daily hot takes? That feels like a stretch, even for a guy who once cheated at a card game with a security guard.
Ron Harper Claps Back
Thankfully, I’m not the only one who thinks this sounds like nonsense. Ron Harper, who actually shared the court with Jordan during the second Bulls three-peat, saw the clip on X (formerly Twitter) and decided he had time that day.
Harper didn’t offer a nuanced rebuttal or a statistical breakdown. He went straight for the jugular in the replies, commenting, “Nick stay on those balls….”
It’s crude, sure, but it captures the sentiment perfectly. The idea that every criticism of LeBron James must be part of a grand orchestration by the Chicago Bulls legend is absurd. Sometimes, people just have different opinions. Or, in Stephen A. Smith’s case, sometimes people just know that screaming about the Lakers generates clicks.
The Smith vs. James Beef is Real Enough
We don’t really need a shadow conspiracy to explain why Stephen A. Smith goes after LeBron. The tension is already there, right out in the open.
Remember the confrontation at the Crypto.com Arena earlier this year? LeBron walked right up to Smith courtside. Smith later claimed it was about his criticism of Bronny James, but the vibes were definitely off. LeBron later went on The Pat McAfee Show and accused Smith of being on a “Taylor Swift tour run”—basically saying the man is just chasing clout and attention.
Smith has even gone on record saying, “He doesn’t like me, and I don’t like him.” That sounds like good old-fashioned personal beef, not a proxy war funded by Jordan.
Why We Can’t Let the GOAT Debate Rest
This whole saga highlights a weird problem in modern NBA discourse. We can’t just enjoy greatness anymore; we have to tear one side down to prop the other up. Nick Wright is a known LeBron advocate, so it makes sense he’d want to paint Jordan as a bitter old man pulling strings from the shadows. It fits his narrative.
But it also strips agency away from Stephen A. Smith. Love him or hate him (and let’s be real, he makes it easy to do both), Smith has built an empire on his own loud, often wrong, opinions. Suggesting he’s just a mouthpiece for Jordan is actually kind of insulting to Smith’s decades of independent hater-ism.
Maybe, just maybe, Jordan is actually just golfing, smoking cigars, and not thinking about LeBron James at all. And maybe Nick Wright needs to put the tinfoil hat away for a few days.
