David Beckham’s Insane Property Empire: Victoria Opens Doors to Their £111M Collection of Mansions

Alright, let’s be honest here – while most of us are arguing over who left the milk out, David and Victoria Beckham are casually living in a property empire worth more than some countries’ GDP. The former Spice Girl just cracked open the doors to their jaw-dropping collection of homes, and honestly, it’s enough to make you question your life choices.

Victoria’s new Netflix documentary doesn’t just give us a peek behind the curtain – it practically rips the whole thing down and says, “Here’s how the other half lives, peasants.” And boy, do they live well. We’re talking about a combined property portfolio worth £111 million ($147m), because apparently owning one ridiculously expensive house just isn’t enough when you’re the Beckhams.

Beckham’s Cotswolds Castle: Where Golden Balls Plays Chef

Let’s start with the most British of their holdings – a Grade II-listed converted farmhouse tucked away in the Cotswolds that Beckham snagged for a casual £6.15m ($8m) back in December 2016. Because nothing says “I’ve made it” quite like owning a piece of English countryside that probably has more history than your entire family tree.

This isn’t just any old farmhouse though. We’re talking giant chandeliers that probably cost more than most people’s cars, a roaring fireplace that looks like it could heat a small village, and an orchard because why wouldn’t you need your own fruit trees? The documentary shows David wandering around this place like he owns it (which, fair enough, he does), often rustling up “family feasts” in a kitchen that’s bigger than most apartments.

Victoria can be seen strolling around the estate with her husband, probably contemplating which wing of the house to redecorate next. It’s the kind of place that makes you realize your “open concept” apartment isn’t quite as impressive as you thought.

The Miami Mega-Mansion: Beckham’s Most Outrageous Purchase

But wait, there’s more! When the Beckhams decided England wasn’t quite sunny enough for their tastes, they dropped £55m ($73m) on a waterfront villa in Miami. And get this – they paid entirely in cash. Because apparently, taking out a mortgage is for us regular folk.

This Miami monster spans 14,270 square feet and includes six bedrooms, nine bathrooms, a movie theater, personal spa, and a swimming pool. It also comes with not one, but two kitchens – a chef-grade one inside and an al-fresco setup for when you want to pretend you’re roughing it outdoors.

The property overlooks Biscayne Bay, and Victoria conducts some of her documentary interviews from a living area with floor-to-ceiling windows that showcase the Atlantic Ocean. Must be nice to have your morning coffee with a view that most people only see in screensavers.

And because one Miami property isn’t enough, the Beckhams also own an £18m ($24m) penthouse in the same city. David spends plenty of time there anyway, being a co-owner of Inter Miami – the MLS team that somehow convinced Lionel Messi to trade Barcelona’s beaches for Florida’s humidity.

London Luxury: The Holland Park Palace

Back in the UK, Victoria maintains a four-story townhouse in Holland Park that set them back £31.5m ($42m) in 2013. But apparently, that wasn’t quite luxurious enough, so they threw another £8m ($11m) into renovations. Because why buy a mansion when you can buy a mansion and then completely rebuild it?

This London pad features a bay-windowed dining room overlooking a garden so perfectly manicured it probably has its own full-time staff. The house also includes a gym, spa, wine cellar, and – wait for it – a personal nail salon. Because heaven forbid Victoria has to venture out to get her nails done like the rest of us mortals.

The documentary shows off this space too, with Victoria casually conducting business from what looks like a room that could house a small art gallery. It’s the kind of place that makes you realize your “home office” corner of the bedroom isn’t quite cutting it.

Beckham’s Humble Roots? Victoria’s Reality Check

Now, here’s where things get interesting. Despite living like royalty, Victoria insists she hasn’t forgotten where she came from. She grew up in Harlow, Essex, and claims to stay humble despite the obvious evidence to the contrary. Though David did poke fun at her in his own documentary, revealing that her dad used to drive a Bentley – which, let’s be honest, isn’t exactly a working-class ride.

In her Netflix series, Victoria reflects on her Spice Girls days: “I have never forgotten where I’ve come from. I have never forgotten that Posh Spice is the reason that I’m sitting here now.” Fair enough, Victoria, but it’s a bit easier to stay humble when you’re sitting in a £31.5m townhouse with your own nail salon.

She also admits that during the 2008 Spice Girls reunion tour, she realized she “didn’t belong on stage” anymore. Apparently, the stage wasn’t quite as comfortable as her collection of multi-million-dollar mansions.

The Documentary Everyone’s Talking About

Victoria’s three-part Netflix documentary, simply titled “Victoria Beckham,” dropped on October 9 and is now available for streaming. It’s a follow-up to David’s own Netflix documentary from 2023, because apparently, one wasn’t enough to showcase their lifestyle properly.

The series gives fans unprecedented access to the Beckham property empire, and honestly, it’s both fascinating and slightly infuriating. While Victoria talks about staying grounded and remembering her roots, the cameras are busy capturing chandeliers that probably cost more than most people’s yearly salaries.

Living the Dream (Or Nightmare, Depending on Your Bank Account)

Look, there’s no denying that the Beckhams have built something incredible. From David’s legendary football career to Victoria’s transition from pop star to fashion mogul, they’ve earned their success. But watching their property portfolio unfold on screen is like being shown exactly how the other half lives – and it’s equal parts impressive and slightly nauseating.

The documentary serves as a reminder that while we’re all trying to figure out how to afford rent, some people are casually dropping £55m on vacation homes. It’s the kind of reality check that makes you either incredibly motivated or slightly depressed, depending on your current mood and bank balance.

Whether you love them or find their lifestyle completely over-the-top, you’ve got to admit – the Beckhams know how to live. And thanks to Victoria’s willingness to let cameras into their world, the rest of us get to live vicariously through their ridiculously expensive property choices.