WWE Raw Preview: John Cena’s Boston Farewell Tour Kicks Off a Stacked Night

Alright, sports fans, let’s talk about a city that knows a thing or two about championships, chowder, and dropping the “r”s like they’re hot. Boston, Massachusetts, the city of champions, is about to host a Monday Night Raw so stacked it would make Bill Belichick crack a smile. Maybe.

The big story tonight? The man who basically owned the 21st century in WWE, the one and only John Cena, is making one of his last stands. It’s the “Last Time is Now” tour, and it’s rolling through his hometown at the TD Garden. Think of it as the farewell tour for a rock god, but with more body slams and fewer questionable fashion choices.

Cena, the guy you couldn’t see but could always hear because the crowd was either booing him out of the building or chanting his name like a prayer, is down to his final four dates. Tonight marks his second-to-last appearance on Raw ever. Let that sink in. He’s kicking off Raw to get the Beantown faithful fired up, and you know that place is going to be electric.

Who Gets the Last Dance With Cena? The Last Time Is Now Tourney Kickoff on Raw!

This isn’t just a nostalgia trip. We’ve got a full-blown tournament kicking off tonight to decide who gets the honor of being Cena’s final opponent. The “Last Time is Now” tournament is a 16-man bracket, and the prize is a main event slot against the GOAT. It’s like the final season of a legendary quarterback; everyone wants a piece before he hangs it up.

Tonight, we get two banger opening-round matches. First up, the “Bulgarian Brute,” Rusev, takes on the “Archer of Infamy,” Damian Priest. Rusev and Cena have a history thicker than a Boston accent, clashing over the US title back in the day, including a memorable match at WrestleMania 31. Priest, on the other hand, is looking to punch his ticket for a once-in-a-lifetime match.

Then, we’ve got the “Celtic Warrior,” Sheamus, locking horns with the “King of Strong Style,” Shinsuke Nakamura. You might remember Sheamus pulling off a massive upset almost 16 years ago to win his first WWE title from Cena. You think he doesn’t want to be the one to close the book on Cena’s career? Nakamura’s looking for his own shot at history, too. This is high-stakes on Raw, folks.

Punk’s Got Problems, and One Is a YouTuber

Meanwhile, the reigning World Heavyweight Champion, CM Punk, has his own drama to deal with. He’s got his hands full with a group called The Vision and, of all people, Logan Paul. Yes, that Logan Paul. The Maverick decided to sucker punch the “Best in the World” last week, and tonight, Punk is live on Netflix to address the situation.

Let’s be real, Punk on a live mic is always must-see TV. He’s already thrown an open invitation to Cena for one last dance, but with Logan Paul and his cronies sniffing around, Punk might be a little preoccupied.

Don’t Forget the Gold On the Line

They don’t call it Titletown for nothing. We’ve got two major championship matches on the card. First, the Women’s World Championship is up for grabs as Stephanie Vaquer makes her first title defense against Raquel Rodriguez. Raquel and her Judgment Day pals are riding high after a big tag team win last week, and she’s looking to bring another title back to their spooky clubhouse.

Then, the Women’s Tag Team Champions, Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss, are putting their titles on the line against The Kabuki Warriors. Asuka and Kairi Sane are still fuming after their loss at Crown Jewel and proved it by ambushing the champs with a backstage mist-attack on SmackDown. That little stunt earned them a title shot tonight in Boston. You gotta love their moxie, but angering Flair and Bliss might not be the smartest career move.

It’s going to be a wild night in Boston. Grab your popcorn and settle in.