SmackDown Breakdown: Jacob Fatu Puts Roman Reigns on Notice While a Hidden Sami Zayn Causes Destruction

Cody Rhodes on Smackdown after Wrestlemania.

Post-WrestleMania season in the WWE is essentially the NFL’s cut-down day mixed with a soap opera season finale. It’s brutal, it’s chaotic, and sometimes it leaves you scratching your head. Heading into this week’s SmackDown in Fort Worth, Texas, the vibe was undeniably heavy. News had just broken about a massive wave of roster cuts—saying goodbye to heavy hitters like Kairi Sane, Aleister Black, and the Motor City Machine Guns is a tough pill to swallow for anyone who actually cares about the humans taking the bumps.

But the show must go on. With emotions running high after the roster cuts, Friday night’s SmackDown had a massive emotional mountain to climb just to get the crowd back into a fighting mood. Fortunately, a Samoan Werewolf, a returning legend, and a violent baked good were prepared to deliver the drama.

Jacob Fatu is Hunting the Tribal Chief

Let’s get straight to the heavy machinery. Being the first guy to challenge a newly minted champion is usually a thankless job. You’re the sacrificial lamb stepping up to make the champ look good. But Jacob Fatu isn’t a lamb; he’s a freight train without brakes.

Fatu marched out and explicitly laid out his master plan: run right through WWE Champion Roman Reigns. The only problem? The Tribal Chief wasn’t in the building. It’s a bit like watching a blockbuster heavyweight fight where one guy is stuck in traffic. Fatu had to settle for barking at The Usos before Solo Sikoa and the MFTs decided to crash the party.

Fast forward to the main event. Fatu locked horns with his former ally, Sikoa, and put him away in an absolute brawl. But the real fireworks came after the bell. The MFTs tried to jump Fatu, and he tossed them around as they owed him money. Fatu standing tall while The Usos furiously took notes on the ramp was peak sports-entertainment cinema.

Tiffy Time Strikes Gold

If there’s one superstar who simply refuses to have a boring match, it’s Tiffany Stratton. The former gymnast was essentially robbed of a spot on the WrestleMania card, but WWE threw her a bone here with a shot at Giulia’s U.S. Championship.

Giulia has had a bumpy ride lately, and things didn’t get any smoother when some miscommunication with her manager, Kiana James, left her wide open. Stratton capitalized, hitting her signature moonsault to capture the gold. It’s a massive win for Stratton, who looks like an absolute blue-chip prospect right now. But you have to feel a little bad for Giulia—losing your title on a random Friday while the front office is handing out pink slips is a rough day at the office.

Paige’s Homecoming Gets Crashed

Paige stepping into the ring for a promo to tell us she’s “happy to be home” genuinely popped the crowd. Throw in Brie Bella, Charlotte Flair, and Alexa Bliss, and suddenly we’ve got a tag team match that felt like a premium throwback to a different era.

Then, the buzzkill arrived. Jacy Jayne and Fatal Influence stormed the ring to force a no-contest. Look, injecting new blood into the women’s division is absolutely necessary, but ruining a nostalgia match with a dusty finish drew some very real, very loud groans from the Texas crowd. Read the room, folks.

Cody, Danhausen, and a Violent Gingerbread Man

What would SmackDown be without a little absolute absurdity?First off, Cody Rhodes came out and teased a heel turn for about four seconds before reverting to his classic “American Nightmare” political stump speech. He took verbal swings at Randy Orton and Sami Zayn, and vaguely threatened whoever was pulling the strings behind the scenes on Smackdown. Is The Rock plotting a boardroom takeover? God, I hope so.

Meanwhile, Danhausen showed up on Smackdown and actually beat The Miz. Very nice, very evil, and very confusing for anyone who hasn’t been paying attention to the indie scene.But the play of the game goes to Sami Zayn. Newly crowned champion Trick Williams was in the ring celebrating with rapper Lil Yachty—who genuinely looked thrilled to be there—when a giant Gingerbread Man absolutely blindsided them. Turns out, it was Zayn under the icing. I don’t care how old you are; watching a grown man in a cookie suit throw hands on national television is exactly why we watch this ridiculous sport.

Rhea Ripley Answers the Call on Smackdown

To cap off the women’s action, Rhea Ripley threw out an open challenge, and Jacy Jayne answered the bell. Jayne honestly looked incredible here, taking Ripley’s size-10 boots to the jaw and selling them like she’d been hit by a Mack truck. It was arguably the best pure wrestling match of the night. But, just like earlier, Fatal Influence swarmed the ring for another non-finish. It was a solid showcase for Jayne, but WWE needs to find an ending to these matches that doesn’t involve five people rolling around on the mat while the referee waves his arms.

Overall? A solid Friday night Smackdown. The highs were incredibly fun, the lows were frustratingly familiar, and the shadow of the corporate axe loomed large. But hey, at least we have Danhausen.