The Beast Brock Lesnar Brutal Beats John Cena: Hits 6 F-5’s At Wrestlepalooza
Well, that was brutal. And not in the good way you’d expect from a wrestling match. Saturday night at the Gainbridge Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, WWE’s Wrestlepalooza delivered exactly what nobody asked for: another Brock Lesnar squash match against John Cena. And honestly? It felt like watching a rerun of a show that we all have been missing years ago.
The Beast Brock Lesnar Returns with Zero Surprises
Let’s get one thing straight right off the bat—Lesnar’s return to WWE has been about as welcome as a root canal. After being named in that messy Vince McMahon lawsuit earlier this year, most fans figured “The Beast” was done for good. But here we are, watching WWE roll out the red carpet for a guy who’s been nothing but controversy wrapped in a singlet.
The match itself? Pure vintage does what he wants Lesnar. Which is to say, it was shorter than a TikTok video and about as predictable as a Marvel movie ending. Sure, Cena managed to hit three consecutive Attitude Adjustments that had the Indianapolis crowd losing their minds, but we all knew how this story would end.
Lesnar responded with what can only be described as overkill of epic proportions. One F-5. Then another. And another. And another. By the time he hit the sixth F-5, even the announcers were energetic.
Paul Heyman’s Surprise Return Adds Fuel to the Fire
The evening’s first curveball came when Paul Heyman made his surprise appearance to introduce Lesnar in this match against Cena. Heyman’s presence suggests a potential long-term reunion with his former client, which should terrify anyone who remembers their previous run together.
Watching Heyman introduce Lesnar as “THE LAST REAL ASS KICKER”. This was about WWE grabbing headlines and trying to overshadow AEW’s All Out event, which happened earlier the same day. Mission accomplished, I guess, if your goal was to get people talking.
The Numbers Don’t Lie
After Saturday night’s demolition, Lesnar now holds a commanding 5-2 record over Cena in their career series. That stat alone tells you everything you need to know about how this feud has looked and its crazy Cena’s only got 2 wins against him. One’s a part-timer who shows up for a paycheck, and the other is a company man trying to go out with dignity before being full time in Hollywood. Saturday night’s Wrestlepalooza proved one thing beyond doubt: This feud between the two is not over.
