Giants Rumored Interest in Cody Bellinger Feels Like a Trap

Look, if you are a San Francisco Giants fan, you know the drill by now. The offseason starts, the big names fly off the board, and the Giants are reportedly “interested” in everyone but sign almost no one. It’s like watching your friend hype up their fantasy draft only to pick a kicker in the third round. But here we go again. According to Susan Slusser of the San Francisco Chronicle, the Giants have “checked in” on Cody Bellinger.

Before you go ordering your custom jerseys, let’s take a breath. Is this actually happening, or is it just another episode of “Giants Leverage Bait”? And more importantly, does Bellinger actually make sense by the Bay, or is this a roster disaster waiting to happen?

Does Bellinger Actually Fit the Roster?

On paper, sure, it looks fine. The Giants have a vacancy in right field, and Bellinger can patrol the outfield grass with the best of them. We aren’t talking about some designated hitter who trips over his own cleats; the guy posted +15 Defensive Runs Saved and +6 Outs Above Average last year with the Yankees. He’s an elite defender, and Oracle Park’s spacious outfield demands someone who can actually run.

Plus, he offers flexibility. With Jung Hoo Lee coming back and Heliot Ramos in the mix, manager Bob Melvin could rotate Bellinger around. He can even play first base, though with Bryce Eldridge waiting in the wings and Rafael Devers (in this scenario) likely clogging up DH/corner spots, first base isn’t really the priority here. The priority is that sweet, sweet left-handed swing. Or at least, it would be the priority if they played literally anywhere else.

The Oracle Park Nightmare

Here is the uncomfortable truth that nobody wants to admit: Oracle Park is where left-handed power goes to die. It’s the graveyard of fly balls.

Bellinger is coming off a bounce-back season where he posted a 125 wRC+ and smashed 29 home runs. That sounds great! But he did that while playing half his games at Yankee Stadium, a park so friendly to lefties it practically holds the door open for the ball.

If you look at the expected home run data, it paints a grim picture. Fans are already pointing out that his expected home run total at Oracle Park is significantly lower, by nearly 20 homers, compared to other parks. He’s a fly-ball hitter who relies on pulling the ball. In New York, that’s a souvenir. In San Francisco, that’s a routine F9 in the freezing cold mist. Paying $180 million for a guy to watch his homers turn into warning-track outs feels like a bad video game glitch you can’t patch.

The Scott Boras Factor

We can’t discuss Bellinger without mentioning his agent, Scott Boras. The Giants and Boras have a long, weird history. Sure, Buster Posey helped lock down Matt Chapman, another Boras client, but this feels different. Boras is looking to secure the long-term bag that Bellinger missed out on last winter. We are talking projections of five years and $140 million, maybe even swelling to $180 million if a bidding war starts.

Giants chairman Greg Johnson has already mumbled about being wary of long-term deals. While he specifically mentioned pitchers, do you really think he’s itching to drop nearly $200 million on a guy whose stats might crater the second he puts on the uniform?

Is This Just Leverage?

Let’s be real for a second. The Yankees prioritize Bellinger. The Blue Jays are sniffing around. Even the Angels are reportedly interested. When you have that many teams in the mix, “checking in” often feels like an agent tactic to drive up the price for the team that actually wants him (likely the Yankees).

Remember “Arson Judge”? Giants fans do. They remember the pain. This feels eerily similar. The Giants are the perfect leverage play—a big-market team with money to burn and a desperate need for star power. It’s easy to use them to scare Hal Steinbrenner into opening the checkbook.

The Verdict

The Giants need star power, absolutely. But signing Cody Bellinger feels like buying a luxury car that you know won’t fit in your garage. The defensive fit is perfect, but the offensive fit is terrifying. Unless the Giants are planning to move the fences in by 20 feet, this move screams “panic buy.”

If they pull the trigger, I hope I’m wrong. I hope he mashes. But right now, this rumor feels less like a strategy and more like the Giants just trying to look busy while the rest of the league makes moves.