Danielle Collins’ Dating Profile is Even More Aggressive Than Her Tennis Game
Danielle Collins, the American tennis star known for a fiery on-court personality that could make a volcano blush, has taken her talents to the dating world. And spoiler alert: she’s not holding back. Fresh off a breakup, Collins has jumped onto the dating apps with a profile so brutally honest it’s gone viral, leaving a trail of bruised egos and bewildered “short kings” in its wake.
It seems Collins is ready to trade in her tennis racket for a rolling pin. After what she calls her “boss babe era,” she’s now aspiring to be a “trad wife.” Her profile lays it all out: she wants to raise chickens, tackle home projects, bake sourdough, and be a stay-at-home dog mom. Oh, and “hopefully pop out some babies soon.” It’s a surprisingly wholesome vision for a player who once taunted an entire stadium of Australian fans.
But don’t get it twisted; this isn’t an open invitation for just anyone. Collins has some, let’s say, specific requirements.
What are Danielle Collins’ Dating Requirements?
If you’re thinking of sliding into her DMs, you’d better bring your A-game, and by “A,” I mean your authentic height and your assets. Collins has made it crystal clear she’s not here to play games—unless it’s on a tennis court. Her profile boldly declares, “If you’re going to lie about your height just leave me the f–k alone. This is a no short kings zone.” Ouch. vertically challenged men everywhere just felt a shiver down their spine.
But height isn’t the only barrier to entry. After one brave (or foolish) soul messaged her, Collins took to her Instagram stories with some financial advice for future suitors. “I’ll tell you what… if anyone has the balls to slide into my dm like this just make sure to attach your most recent bank statement while you’re at it,” she wrote.
You have to admire the audacity. In a world of coy profiles and vague intentions, Danielle Collins is serving up her demands with the same power as her forehand. She knows what she wants, and she’s not afraid to say it. The man who sent the initial message apparently took the hint, doubling down by sending a screenshot of his bank account, which reportedly showed a rather extraordinary amount of money. To this, Collins simply replied, “Modern love… okay I’m getting off the internet now.” Even she has her limits, it seems.
Is a Reality TV Dating Show in Collins’ Future?
If the digital dating scene doesn’t pan out, Collins has a backup plan: reality television. On “The Gay Tennis Podcast,” she mused about the possibility of becoming the next “Bachelorette,” but with a significant caveat. “I would consider maybe going on reality TV, but it depends. Like, I don’t know if they can afford me,” she joked. “You would have to really pay out the big bucks to get me on.”
Given her history, especially in Australia, that might be a tough sell. Collins famously became public enemy number one Down Under after taunting the crowd, blowing kisses to booing fans, and telling them their ticket purchases were funding her “five-star vacation.” Thanking a hostile crowd for padding her bank account is a level of savage most reality TV producers can only dream of. A Danielle Collins season of “The Bachelorette” would be absolute must-see TV, but maybe filming it on Australian soil isn’t the best idea for finding true love.
Fellow Tennis Pros Offer to Help Collins Find a Husband
Collins’ public quest for a husband hasn’t gone unnoticed by her peers. On the Nothing Major Show, former American tennis pros Jack Sock and Sam Querrey announced their noble intention to help. “She is actively looking for a husband,” Querrey stated. “We’re hoping to take some applicants. We want to get some good quality men for her.”
Sock even suggested turning the hunt into a “bachelor bracket,” a nod to a previous viral segment they did on the hottest ATP players. Their only condition? Applicants must match Collins’ “quality.” So, if you’re tall, rich, and can handle a woman who taunts entire nations for fun, this might be your shot. Good luck, you’ll probably need it.
