College Football AP Top 25 Week 3
Another week, another AP Top 25 college football poll that feels like it was put together in a blender. We’ve got upsets, blowouts, and a few teams that looked like they hit the snooze button one too many times. Let’s break down the beautiful chaos, shall we?
The Unmovable Objects At the Top
Let’s just get this out of the way: Ohio State is still sitting pretty at No. 1. They treated Grambling State like a practice squad in a 70-0 shellacking. Shocking, I know. Penn State and LSU also held their ground in the top three, handling their business against FIU and Louisiana Tech, respectively. It was less of a football game and more of a “thanks for showing up, here’s your participation trophy” kind of day for their opponents. No drama here, folks. Move along.
USF Crashes the Party and Flips the Table
Okay, now for the main event. Grab your popcorn. The South Florida Bulls, a team that was basically a doormat against ranked opponents for years (2-29 in their last 31 tries!), just stormed into the AP Top 25 poll at No. 18. How? By pulling off a gutsy, nail-biting 18-16 win over then-No. 13 Florida. The Gators didn’t just lose; they got booted out of the rankings entirely. Ouch. That’s like getting dumped and then seeing your ex immediately on a billboard.
The Bulls are now on a legendary run, looking to become only the fifth team ever to start a season with three straight wins against ranked opponents. It’s the kind of underdog story that makes you want to run through a brick wall. This is what college football is all about.
The “Barely Survived” Crew
Some college football teams decided to give their fans a heart attack for fun. Clemson, ranked No. 12, was getting embarrassed by Troy, trailing 16-0 at one point. They finally woke up in the second half, scoring three touchdowns to scrape by with a 27-16 win. I’m sure Dabo Swinney’s post-game speech was less “good job, guys” and more “what on earth was that?”
Blowouts and Bounce-Backs
Florida State is on fire. After starting the season unranked, they’ve rocketed up to No. 10. They’ve outscored their opponents 108-20, which is just absurd. They’re playing with the kind of swagger that says, “We’re back, and we’re not sorry about it.”
And then there’s Alabama. After taking a hit, they came back with a vengeance, obliterating Louisiana-Monroe 73-0. It was less of a football game and more of a public execution. Nick Saban was probably still mad about something. This was their way of telling the college football world, “We’re still Alabama. Don’t forget it.”
The Great Shake-Up: Upsets Galore
This week was a goldmine for chaos in college football. Mississippi State sent No. 12 Arizona State packing with a 24-20 upset. Baylor decided to join the fun, taking down No. 17 SMU in a wild 48-45 shootout. These games are why we love this sport—any given Saturday, right? Because of all this madness, Arizona State, Florida, and SMU all got kicked out of the Top 25 club. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
So there you have it. The AP Top 25 college football poll is a beautiful mess, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Some teams are living up to the hype, some are barely hanging on, and others are just here to cause problems. Bring on next week.
